So what prank did you pull?

[Rainier]

I just walked into work an hour and a half late.

My boss didn't find it too amusing, I thought it was funny as hell.

[MaddGIJoe]

I was too busy playing Barbie Horse Adventures to actually pull any pranks.

[Fixxxer]

I just walked into work an hour and a half late.

My boss didn't find it too amusing, I thought it was funny as hell.

Somehow, I doubt this was the only day you went in late. I'm willing to bet he didn't find it amusing because you're late more often than you are on time.

[achilles118]

the army is verry strict on drunk driving (as it is very dangerous and irresponsible) so on our lunch break one of my buddys calls our platoon seargent and tells him that he and one of our oher soldier got a dui on lunch cus he was drinkin at the mexican restaraunt down the road. he almost lost his mind, fortunately he took it lightly though.

[Da Fish]

One of the guys on the airsoft forum I use had this:

Not really a joke, but this was the funniest complaint I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with at work so I thought I'd share it -

Me - "Good afternoon, how can I help?"

Customer - "Yeah, hi, there seems to be a problem with your phone system whenever I've called in today."

Me - "Yes sir, and what seems to be the problem?"

Customer - "There's a bunch of c*nts on the end of it."

Cue me pissing myself, and congratulating the guy on destroying my entire team in one sentence

Myself... Well I wanted to answer the phone "hello, dominos pizza" for the day, not advisable when the first person you answer the phone to is your boss....