And since the one who sent me the link probably won't post it...
http://forums.360arcadians.net/viewtopic.php?t=2623&start=2300It's the post by "Scrabbledude" that's NSFW, but I'm posting it!
So, I met this chick on craigslist. And naturally, since it's online we exchange e-mails and talk on msn for a while before actually meeting in person. Well, on msn she kept asking me if I was into tranny porn but would always say that she didn't like it. I found it kind of strange that she brought it up so much though.
On our first date, there was no physical contact at all because that was one of her rules, but she told me a story about some dude with a website named Tucker Max. He's supposed to be some sort of player and he's got a story where he spent a night hanging out at a gay bar with some gay friends. Well, in talking with them he discovered that he had slept with at least one post-op tranny and had absolutely no idea. She said the story was funny, and I laughed about it at the time. She promised to send me the link so I could read it myself. Sure enough, I read it and it was horrifying. It wasn't funny at all. One of the signs that you're sleeping with a post-op is that they can't naturally lubricate themselves. So either they'll tell you that they can't and then lube up, or they'll excuse themselves, go to the bathroom, and then lube up.
So I'm a little weirded out at this point. I mean, she kept talking about tranny porn, and then she sends me this story. She had worn a sweater on our first date so I didn't think anything else at the time, only that it was a bit weird and I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable. But the worst was yet to come.
Second date, we meet at a pub. She's wearing an ugly short sleeved jockey shirt this time out. Because of the short sleeves I notice that the hair on her arms is darker and thicker than it is on most girls. It's less thick than on my arms, but it's still a little disturbing. Still, at this point it's nothing too worrisome. I've seen girls with darker hair before and it's not their fault. They can't help it. And hell, at least she didn't have a moustache. Fuck, dude, I was fresh out of a long term relationship and I really wanted to get laid. I was willing to look past some shit.
Well, we eat and I pay, and we head back to her place since she lives right next to the pub. We go upstairs and snuggle on the couch in front of the hockey game and make out a little, and I gave her a little massage. Finally she asks me if I want to go snuggle in the bedroom. Jackpot! So, into the bedroom we go, but she excuses herself for a minute and says she needs to go to the bathroom. Alright, that's cool. Maybe she just needs to freshen up. A few minutes later she joins me on her bed and we just snuggle for a while. Then I grow a pair and we move back to making out. Well, after a while she asks me to give her a back rub. I straddle her and start working her shoulders and upper back and after a few minutes she tells me to go lower. Alright, lower back gives me an excuse to go under her shirt. I put my hands on her lower back and... what the fuck? Her lower back is a little hairy. Kinda like the light hair on my lower back. I'm a little weirded out, but I've slept with a girl who had a lightly hairy lower back before and she was just an animal. Heck, as far as I know this could turn out to be a very good thing. So I'm massaging her and things progress, and one thing leads to another. So, now I'm two fingers deep in this girl and she's saying some pretty wild things. She keeps talking about how wet she is and if I like it and stuff. But, things are a bit weird. I mean, maybe all women are different, but it felt kinda strange down there in her vag. Not like the other ones I'd experienced. And while it was really wet, it didn't seem very warm. That was also kind of weird to me. Oh, and it was strange, but her breasts kinda felt like big empty bags of air. I've never encountered that before. It was all pretty strange.
When I left I was super pumped that I had gotten some kind of sexual activity and all of the weird things didn't really occur to me so much. But on our third date, back at her place, she again went to the bathroom on the way to her bedroom and alarms started going off in my head. They continued when we took her pants off and I noted that her pubic hair was coarse and wiry. What the FUCK? I've never been with a girl who had coarse and wiry pubic hair. I was pretty disgusted at this point. But what do you do in this situation? Excuse yourself and leave? Nah, I stuck it out. But then I noticed that her legs were kinda fuzzy. Ugh. This is too much. I'm a leg guy and this is completely unacceptable. And later? I caught I flash of her armpit. Definitely the last straw. It had clearly been shaven, but not in a week or so. I left not long after that.
So, I'm going home and I'm freaking out. Weird breasts, weird vag, non-warm vag, the possible lubing before fooling around, all the excess hair, she likes sports, she's good at trivia, tranny porn discussion, story about who a guy slept with a post-op.... Holy fuck. Is this the Crying Game? There was never a fourth date. And I still don't know. I think she was a she....but really, how would I know?
Fortunately the girl I'm seeing now seems to be all woman, but we haven't fooled around yet.
