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« on: April 03, 2008, 05:14:21 PM » |
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This is a short someone wrote in their blog. (BILLY, a teenage boy, is sitting at the kitchen table playing Gameboy, but one of the new Gameboys that's not called "Gameboy". TABITHA, BILLY's grandmother, walks into the room)
TABITHA: Billy?
BILLY: Oh! Hey, Grandma. How are you?
TABITHA: Billy, I've got something to tell you.
BILLY: What's up?
TABITHA: Please, put the game down, dear. I... This is rather important.
BILLY: (pausing Tetris or whatever) What is it? Is something wrong?
TABITHA: No, nothing's wrong, but... Well, I don't know exactly how to put this... Billy, you know you're very special to me, no matter what?
BILLY: Aww, Grandma...
TABITHA: Billy, I've watched you grow up over the years from a little boy into a fine, wonderful young man, and I think you're ready to hear this now.
BILLY: What is it, Grandma?
TABITHA: Well, Billy, the truth is, though I'll always love her more than anything... Your mother isn't actually my daughter.
BILLY: What do you mean?
TABITHA: After I married your Grandfather, God rest his soul, we wanted nothing more than to have children of our own, but the doctors told us we weren't able to conceive, so we talked to an orphanage and adopted your mother.
BILLY: So wait-- so that means you're not my real grandmother?
TABITHA: Well dear, technically speaking, no, I'm not.
BILLY: So we're not related at all...
TABITHA: No... No, we're not...
BILLY: So...
TABITHA: ...
(cut to BILLY and TABITHA making love on a king size canopy bed. Two French doors are open, leading to a balcony filled with flowers and a sky exploding with fireworks. Music: an orchestral version of any Coldplay song)
THE END
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 04:59:55 AM » |
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Awwwe...if you had written it we could have continued it...but alas...you didn't write it -too bad. Very twisted, especially depending on how old granny is. I guess all bets are off in this brave new world. I'd say more, but my mom is calling me.  |
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Fixxxer
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 06:31:20 AM » |
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-shudder-
Just
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58% of all deaths are fatal.
99% of all lawyers ruin it for the rest of them.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 06:37:48 PM » |
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WTF...God....
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 06:59:52 PM » |
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That's from Mr.Couch' blog, right?
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:36 AM » |
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it's from the guy that does the "Marmaduke explained" blog.
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 12:53:33 PM » |
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Lol. That was a joke, Peppa.
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 08:43:21 PM » |
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Here's a couple AIM chats I saved a few years ago, thought they were funny. TacoBell 059: that heat wave sweeping the nation
TacoBell 059: dude that shit was FUCKED up
TacoBell 059: I don't want that hot EVER again
TacoBell 059: Dude I got stoned, the heat confused me so bad I thought I was Asain and also... Rainier2474: and you are too for that threesome thing
Rainier2474: you must teach me
TacoBell 059: My ways are simple
TacoBell 059: I just go for what I want
TacoBell 059: and get it
TacoBell 059: lol
Rainier2474: ohh
Rainier2474: ok
Rainier2474: well then ive been doing it all wrong
Rainier2474: my way was
Rainier2474: I just go for what i want
Rainier2474: and dont get it
TacoBell 059: Just change that last part
TacoBell 059: and you've got it made. |
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 10:56:48 PM » |
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This thread confuses me. The OP is still disturbing, though.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 08:19:53 PM » |
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We can do an ongoing story thing, we just have to start with our own thing. In a new thread. I'll start thinking and get something we can start with. Tonight I'll make a new thread, and lay out some rules.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 10:27:02 PM » |
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We should bring the platoon comic book back or whatever it was.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2008, 05:07:45 AM » |
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We can do both!
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2008, 08:32:05 AM » |
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"We should bring the platoon comic book back or whatever it was."
No, you should do that.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2008, 04:55:37 PM » |
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I dont get paid enough to do that kind of stuff around here.
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