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« on: January 02, 2006, 04:21:45 PM »

Jaws Unleashed

Based on the monster hit Universal film series, this shark adventure game Jaws (originally known as Sole Predator) has players assume the role of the most feared predator on earth, the Great White Shark. Driven mad by human infiltration of its home waters, the shark will stop at nothing to eliminate the human threats to its existence. Armed with 3000 teeth and powered by 5000 pounds of muscle, players fight their way through 20 missions set in fully destructible environments devouring everything in their path. Set in an accurately modeled undersea world, Jaws combines high-speed action and combat in a truly unique fashion. While defending themselves from other predators and humans that wish to destroy them, players will hunt down and annihilate their victims... piece by piece.

The offical release date is March 1st, although no offcial reviews of the game have been made so at this time we don't have an idea if it's worth the money or should you wait for it to appear in the shallow waters of the bargin bin section. Either way this game might be some fun with 20 plus missions depending on difficulty and who knows, PETA might have a troubling time blaming violence on a video game depicting a animal in it's actual environment but then again it would be a great excuse to use for eating glue sticks!

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Feel free to check out the Gamespot review here
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2006, 07:38:29 PM »

Looks poop. Although ive always fancied eating divers.
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2006, 08:08:13 PM »

Apparently one of the main features of the game is going to the local aquarium and laughing at and mocking the other sharks that are in tanks:D

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 01:13:47 AM »

Reminded of old school Saturday Night Live....

*knock at door*
~Who is it?
-Pizza Guy.
~I didn't order a pizza.

*Knocks again*
~Who is it?
-Land Shark......


Some of you won't remember this. :smile:
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 03:39:05 AM »

Ahh, Land shark.

Probably the best thing to be associated with this game. Graphics look bad and I can't imagine the gameplay being any good.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 08:32:20 AM »

Land Shark rings a vague bell in the distant emptiness in my head.
What decade might it be from?
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 08:47:47 AM »

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Land Shark rings a vague bell in the distant emptiness in my head.
What decade might it be from?


70s. Hilarious skit. Think Gilda Radner.

Woman: *appoaches the door* Yes?
Land Shark: *muffled voice* Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman: Who?
Land Shark: *muffled voice* Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman: Who is it?
Land Shark: *muffled voice* Flowers.
Woman: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: *muffled voice* Plumber, ma'am..
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: *muffled voice* Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: *muffled voice* I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
*she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway*
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »


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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2006, 03:54:01 PM »

It's coming back to me now.
Thanks guys. :smile:
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 03:27:29 AM »

haha! i remember seeing that. kind of. btw, the game looks/seems lame
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