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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 05:23:34 PM » |
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Huge fan of the show, and I really don't see what the big deal is (they split the teams by age and sex last season).
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 05:47:06 PM » |
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I'm with Mike (aside from actually like/watching the show). I don't see the problem with this, but that may be because I'm not touchy when it comes to this subject.
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2006, 06:04:03 PM » |
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when are we going to give a rats ass what's on tv and use our power to turn it off? i think the whole reality tv crap has done all it can do now and is just going downhill from here. hopefully it'll be a quick and painfull death for reality tv.
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2006, 10:14:55 PM » |
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when are we going to give a rats ass what's on tv and use our power to turn it off? i think the whole reality tv crap has done all it can do now and is just going downhill from here. hopefully it'll be a quick and painfull death for reality tv. AMEN Please let it be soon but on a side note i hope the ultimate fighter stays |
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2006, 10:27:49 PM » |
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I think they should have a fifth team, comprised of Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2006, 10:36:44 PM » |
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Woh, Chuck Norris is his own race? Hes the only one in it, and it's still not a minority.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2006, 11:12:13 PM » |
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Take your meds Dr. J. :tongue:
And a Chuck Norris team would be awesome, but the season would only last 5 minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 12:45:14 AM » |
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Chuck would go but they are using his roundhouse kick to launch them to the island.
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2006, 04:10:56 AM » |
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God prays to Chuck Norris God created the world in 7 days. Chuck Norris created God with the snap of his fingers. |
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2006, 04:15:03 AM » |
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Next season will be called TheUltimate Survivor: Arctic.
It will be based 30 miles south of the pole where the voting is done. When you get voted out, instead of covering your torch, Chuck kicks you and you die.
One of the chalenges will be to make a fire using a dead fish and two marbles. If you fail, Chuck kills you. In fact, there is no show, you just show up and get killed. So, what are you waiting fow? Everyone who is a person report to the north pole to die. No, just go outside, Chuck just farted and the end is near. Actually, just sit there in your chair and await your death. try to enjoy the last few minuts alive. Look at some pictures (family, porn, friends) yell at your cat, learn to play the French horn, just try not to think about how your skin is going to be boiling off your shattering bones. Been nice knowin.
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2006, 08:50:06 AM » |
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heehee.. nice ones Peppa.
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2006, 10:54:57 AM » |
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AP Newswire; Network Execs bring early end to Survivor Season;
In a surprising development, CBS Executives were forced to bring about an early ending to the popular Survivor show this season, and it wasn't over the recent controversy regarding racial segregation.
Within the first 24 hours of the new season, cast and crew members awoke the first morning to find that no teams could make shelters or fires, because Chuck Norris had eaten all the trees on the island.
In another bizarre twist, it was discovered that the aging 'Walker, Texas Ranger' star had impregnated all the females on the island.
Crew members were also concerned when the show's host, Jeff Probst, could not be found. After searching the island, Probst was found wondering the beaches in a daze, without any pants, mumbling something about how he and Norris had spent the entire night playing 'Brokeback Island". The popular host was repeatedly muttering "I wish I could quit you Chuck".
Shortly after these reports, all contact was lost with the island;
developing......
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2006, 10:59:05 AM » |
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Just in;
Survivor Executive Producer Mark Burnett announces a new format; next season the popular show will have a new name, and a new premise; "Surviving the Island of Norris".
CBS is currently holding auditions for a new host......
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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2006, 12:24:22 AM » |
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when are we going to give a rats ass what's on tv and use our power to turn it off? i think the whole reality tv crap has done all it can do now and is just going downhill from here. hopefully it'll be a quick and painfull death for reality tv. I'm more of a "So you think you can dance" reality show. |
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2006, 08:05:42 AM » |
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Just in;
Survivor Executive Producer Mark Burnett announces a new format; next season the popular show will have a new name, and a new premise; "Surviving the Island of Norris".
CBS is currently holding auditions for a new host...... hahahahhahahahh:lol: |
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« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2006, 10:20:03 PM » |
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Eh, I think it's a bad idea. Regardless of what they do, I'm not going to watch it, but how could this really ever provide us with a positive social outlook? They'll probably fill it with rednecks, Black Panther extremists and the like, and focus on the really ugly side of things.
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2006, 06:16:08 AM » |
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Day 1
Black Camp:
"I say, Barbara, would you be a love, and fetch me my walking stick?"
"Oh yes, no problem, brother of mine. Can I do anything else for you?"
"Oh...you are too kind.....blah blah"
White Camp
"Yo B#@$ch...!... I said get the firewood..."
"..I'm going...I'm going...just don't yell at me...oh why can't you be like that nice black gentleman in the other camp...(sob, sob)"
"Shut Up!...and get that wood like I done told ya"
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